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Untitled. ? When I was six years old, I gave my first blowjob. “It’s a game”, said He. “Don’t you want to play?” It was too big, and I threw up on him. He said I’d do better the next time. When I was seven years old, I watched a group…

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Of Calabar and Caleb…aaaaaah

So, Calabar, the ultimate tourist destination, the quintessential UAE-in-state, several oil pipelines away from the Nigerian hustle capital of Lagos where I arrived this city from. Having but little to go on besides the ‘other people have said’ section of my memory, I sauntered into the city and soon as my feet touched ground, I […]

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